A House girl asked her madam to increase her salary.

A House girl asked her madam to increase her salary. The madam asked her to give 3 reasons why she needs her salary to be increased


HOUSE GIRL: I can cook better than you.


MADAM: Who told you that?


HOUSE GIRL: Your husband told me.


MADAM: Okay, second reason....!


HOUSE GIRL: I can iron better than you.


MADAM: Who told you that?


HOUSE GIRL: Your husband told me.


MADAM: Okay, last reason.


HOUSE GIRL: I am also better than you in bēd


(Madam got furious, grāb a stīck to smāsh her head)


MADAM: Did my husband say that?


HOUSE GIRL: NO, the driver told me I'm better than you in bēd.


MADAM: Shhhh! Lower your voice please! I will increase it 🥰🙏🙏


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